Just the person I wanted to see, my son-in-law. Listen, I have a confession, I think your hot and we should hook up. I know you are married, to my daughter non the less, but I don't care. She's a spoiled brat and you need someone with more experience, like me.  I convince you that I want you, when in reality, I only want to get rid of you. I want to eat you! Once I have you falling for my trap, ai learn in for a kiss, but this kiss is really me opening my mouth and swallowing you whole! No more stupid son-in-law! I begin to talk to you inside my belly and play with my very jiggly bloated belly as I burp and lean back in the couch with my jeans unbuttoned.